Rarely when I'm at work, I remember to reapply the lipstick I've eaten off during the day. I don't have a mirror, so I usually use the selfie cam on my phone. I hate this particular camera. I very rarely take pictured with it. This loathing has led to the discovery of apps to "enhance" or "beautify" my selfie. So I downloaded one. Now I, too, can add lens flares in post and manipulate my face into an unrecognizable alien with overly large eyes/forehead and small pointy chin. I, too, can exist inside JJ Abrams Star Trek universe. (I tried using the app on the cat. Unfortunately it didn't recognize Rusty's face.). #perfect #lensflare #enhanced #allthefilters #ThisIsntWhatIReallyLookLike #TheTwinklesDisguiseMyBathrobe #alien #chirpface

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